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SONG OF THE CACHELOT AND GIANT SQUID
 Seychelles stamp depicting battle between a Sperm Whale and Giant Squid
I have a friend, A poet Whale who Witnessed wonders Heard-of in the ocean.
A mighty Sperm Engaged a giant Archeteuthis Squid In mortal combat.
It was a sight That doomed all nearby Watchers to survey From a safer distance.
Their energies did multiply Two brutal powers Into one all total Tight entanglement.
The Squid's forearms Were wrapped, one to a rocky ledge,
The other to Sperm's head, Thrusting vicious jolts inward.
Other tentacles Endeavored to entwine Our friend in bondage. Who was slightly stronger?
The Cachelot could bite with perfect teeth Into Squid's soft head, Near brains delectable to eat. Mnnnn, Squid, his favorite dish.
Squid's terrifying beak
And bloody claws Were closing all around The Sperm Whale's body.
Yet he didn't mind, nor worry For he had the situation In control, getting ready
To bite the cephalopod in two.
When suddenly, Squid lunged Forward by surprise, Lassoed his arms around the trunk, Tucking Sperm against a rock.
"Yes/No, I'm caught", Sperm cried, And lashed with all his strength To free himself. Before too long he'd drown.
With support from lesser arms,
The Squid retrenched himself Securely to the cave, His home and daily dwell.
Our Sperm friend panicked, Thrashed such wild spasms, He vomited,
(most appalling one might tell).
He used up twice his strength Badly needed for return. After all, he was six hundred Fathoms down below.
Counting by the minutes,
Merely fifteen did remain Before he would extinguish To the final dissolution.
Surface mates and infants Heard his sonar ring In coded S.O.S's
Useless cries brought no assistance.
Air-reserves soon running out, He gathered thrice his wits And calculated a quick tactic That would pull Squid's arms away.
He just surrendered, pretending To have died, deluding His adversary into thinking He was ready for the diner.
But that bastard Squid Was just that smart
To call a fake a failure. He knew life's ways and was very shrewd.
This Whale, he thought Had more bubbles than The few flimsy bursts of air He was emitting.
Why did he avoid the final struggle? That fateful wrench and lurch Famous of these Sperms Too proud to ever be so conquered.
Thus the Squid held out And waited, after all
He had time in his tentacles, To win this game and not to lose.
The Whale fidgeted, Knowing he was beaten. So stupidly he pretended to come back To life which never ended.
This was his last chance, By feigning he was rested. Now he lunged with all his power To place the jaw in bite with his opponent.
It worked, the stronger forearm
Was severed in two pieces, While our Whale sliced three chunks Out just like seaweed in the raw.
Then he opened wide his mouth Over Squid's head, clamping
Muscles with colossal force Against the eyes.
The cephalopod was ravaged To the horror of a cripple, As doomed he was, he wanted To hold our friend some moments more.
As both well knew, Several thousand feet to surface Took many moments Straight right up to life.
Squid's beak cut the tail. The Whale burst back enraged In fatal glory,
Both were fighting to their final doom.
Just imagine what a risk It is to set your appetite Before the dreadful hunt begins, Then to watch yourself be hunted.
"Dragons", thought the Sperm, As he rolled around the void Through mockeries of pain, Thrashing to be free.
"Help me", he wailed. Life is now ending.
His breathing was ceasing, Way down below.
One last tug and he pulled away From the dying monster; He fled for the distant surface, Swimming on faith alone.
His muscles quicken While he races straight upward To Light And to home.
All his strength beats In fractions of seconds, Waiting to fill lungs Burning for air.
At last, the only boundary Between life and death appears. BOOM! Our Sperm exhales the nitrogen, Then breathes in fresh salt-air.
He drinks it in, panting, gasping
For an easy breath, Shuddering along the surface, he wheezes, Taking droughts of oxygen.
Mates escort him, Help him stay afloat While he gains normal breathing rhythm.
Others keep him well supported.
While he drinks and drinks the air, Gathering slow composure, Pretending to be proud Despite his recent trauma.
Friends and wives
Glance far around, knowing well Their famous Actor always acts Stronger than he really is,
But hide their greater knowing In demure and friendly tones,
Deferring to their Lord and Master With cultivated dignity.
While He, stalwart and proud, Protector of zones, master to all, Macho in full, thrusts away, scarred,
Tattered, nattered, naked, but Free.
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